Photo Caption Competition No. 17: A Piratical Eye For A Sword
by Ian Skellern
The say that every picture tells a story. But they also say that dead men tell no tales, and this one is chatting, . . . well chatting like somebody with his jaw wired shut. Or is it wired open?
Full disclosure: the photo below comprises real objects I found at a workshop. Except the eye patch, which I added just because I felt like it. Really.
What fun, funny, or sarcastic caption can you suggest for this image? Let us know in the comments below.
And congratulations to Fort for his winning entry in last week’s competition suggesting a surfeit of bovine and a reluctance of equine. You can see Fort’s caption plus all of the other excellent caption suggestions at Photo Caption Competition No. 16: Has Anybody Seen My Polo Pony?